On a nearby hilltop, a Ranger pops up and
starts mooning and flipping off the Marines.
The Colonel gets pissed, and orders a squad
to go kick the Ranger's ass.

They storm up the hill, and the Ranger disappears
behind the hill. There is a brief struggle,
and none of the Marines return.

The Ranger then pops up again and resumes his taunting.
The Colonel is now even more ticked off, and orders
a platoon to go kick the Ranger's ass. There is a
somewhat larger struggle from which none of
Marines return.

Again, the Ranger pops up and starts mooning the Marines.
Finally, the Colonel has reached the end of his fuse,
and orders the entire batallion to go after the Ranger.
There is a large struggle, and one lowly Private
comes crawling back.

"Don't send any more men, sir," the Private pleads.
"It's an ambush...there's TWO of them up there."